Waiter, there's soup on my fly...

Before poker, there was the Restaurant Business.

For me at least. I spent way too long bussing tables, mixing drinks, and shaking my head at the number of people who will order a filet well done.

I must say, it's a ridiculously entertaining business to be in, and I was immensely excited when The Restaurant reality television show was announced. If I had a nickel for every time a restaurant employee has said, "man, if they put cameras up in here, EVERYone would watch..." well, I'd have alot of nickels. Anyhow, for those of you who watched the Rocco and Mom show, you know it was a complete flop. I don't even want to get into what and how they screwed it up, but it was a complete disaster as well as a huge disappointment.

Anyhow, until someone in TV Land figures out how to do it right, at least we have Waiter Rant to deliver us our daily laugh.